You Might Be Married To A Korean If:

• You own two refrigerators, and one is just used for storing Kimchee.


• She gets upset if you refer to the above as the Kimchee Box.


• She gets upset if you put anything other than Kimchee in the Kimchee Box.


• She lacks common sense, or for the politically correct: Faulty Logic.

You Know You've Been In Korea Too Long

1. You are immune to the smell of "the kimchi breath."


2. You no longer come to a complete stop at the stop sign and you never yield the right-of-way.


3. You can pick up a single strand of noodles with chopsticks.


4. You ask for more "ko-chu" because the kimchi-chige soup is not hot enough.

Will Smith & Korean Guy At A Restaurant

One day Will Smith and his Korean friend went to a Korean restaurant.

The Korean guy ordered rice with kimchi chigae. Will Smith didn't know what to get, so he said to come back later. The Korean guy went to the bathroom after he ordered.

Short Korean Jokes

• What is Korean Dracula's favorite morning beverage?
  
  
  
  • Koh-peee! (coffee)
  
  
  
  


• What does the Korean bread say when it hit the wall?
  
  
  
  • Bhang!

A Rabbi and a Korean

A rabbi is sitting on an airplane next to a Korean guy. After they have been flying together in silence for a while, the rabbi leans over and says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Chinese for what you did at Pearl Harbor."

New York City Poll

A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a resident New Yorker.

Koreans U-Bend Over Backward

South Korea is gearing up for the World Cup by giving its toilets an urgent makeover.

Officials are thinking big about the smallest room, lavishing expensive decor on lavatories and designing 'themed' toilets in a bid to win the title of "Finest Rest Room in Seoul".

Meat Shortage

A Russian, a Saudi, a North Korean and a New Yorker are walking down the street.

A pollster stops them and asks, "Excuse me, what is your opinion of the meat shortage?"

Korean Lisp

So there was this guy named Mung, right. He was a pretty miserable guy to start out with. Kids at school made fun of him, his mom made fun of him, even his dog wouldn't play with him. But there was some luck.

In Texas

Che Boram decides to take a trip to Texas to visit his favorite cousin one day. As he sits down in the plane, he says, "Wow, the seats are really big here." The person next to him turns to him and says, "In Texas, they say everything is big."

English As A Second Language

There was this Russian guy, this Spanish guy and this Korean guy all in the same ESL class. The teacher told them to make a sentence using the word 'hostess' for homework.

Construction Company

There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all  working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the cement."