You Might Be Married To A Korean If:

• You own two refrigerators, and one is just used for storing Kimchee.


• She gets upset if you refer to the above as the Kimchee Box.


• She gets upset if you put anything other than Kimchee in the Kimchee Box.


• She lacks common sense, or for the politically correct: Faulty Logic.


• You have more than one type of Kimchee.


• She assures you that the meat bought in the open market is better, even if it still has the AAFES tag on it.


• Believes that any product bought in the open market is better, even if it still has the AAFES tag on it.


• She has 101 uses for Soju.


• She uses Soju as a cleaning product.


• She uses Soju for medical purposes. (Disinfectant.)


• She will go to an American restaurant to eat Korean Food and insists that it tastes better than served in a Korean restaurant.


• She believes wearing platform shoes is sexy.


• She wears a mini skirt in the winter, then complains that it is cold.


• The main ingredient in the food you eat at home is garlic.


• She eats non-Korean food with Kimchee.


• She won't eat spoiled food, but does not have a problem with Kimchee.


• You own a dining room table that is less than 1 foot high.


• You own more chopsticks than you do forks and spoons.


• She doesn't drink tap water until after it's been boiled, but she'll make ice with it.


• She thinks fish head soup is a delicacy.


• You can not watch TV on Mondays because the puzzle show is on.


• You can not watch TV on Sunday because Super Sunday is on.


• You don't rent videos unless they are subtitled.


• A meal is not complete without Kimchee.


• She won't eat American food unless served with a side of Kimchee.


• She believes that the floor is more comfortable to sleep on than the bed.


• You have an electric blanket on 356 days a year.


• You turn on a fan in the summer but still have the electric blanket on.


• You burn your butt sitting on the floor.


• You believe that controlled drugs can be bought over the counter.


• You go to the pharmacy to buy an IV.


• You do not own any chairs in your house.


• You refuse to own any Japanese products in your house.


• The only thing she knows how to do on your computer is play solitaire.


• Everyone she introduces you to is either a brother or a sister.


• Her immediate family moves into your house permanently.


• Everything in your house either has the logo Samsung or LG.


• She can't buy clothes unless they have a logo on them.


• She owns a beeper/pager that has a gold chain attached to it.


• She gets mad when you flush toilet paper down the toilet.


• She won't buy clothes from a store that is going out of business because she believes there is something wrong with the clothes.


• She believes that 1000 Won is enough money for lunch.


• She believes going out to dinner is going down the street to the Soju tent.


• You eat Ramen and kimchee for breakfast.


• You go to the open market to buy one thing and leave with both arms full.


• You own more than one type of Ramen in your house.


• She believes that Ramen, Rice, Soju, and Kimchee are the 4 basic food groups.


• You answer the phone in your house with "YOBO-SAY-O."


• You heat a dried squid over an open flame.


• You eat dried squid with mayonnaise.