So there was this guy named Mung, right. He was a pretty miserable  guy to start out with. Kids at school made fun of him, his mom made fun  of him, even his dog wouldn't play with him. But there was some luck.
One day, he met this girl who he thought was perfect for him. She  was made fun of at school, too. because she had a lisp. But when he  approached her, she spurned him. This upset him greatly. Even some girl  who nobody liked didn't even like him. He was so upset that he decided  to go jump off the local bridge.
As he stood at the edge, thinking about his miserable life, the girl  saw him standing there. In a last minute attempt to save a life, she  shouted out, "Dun' go, Mung!" (Korean translation: 'Butthole.")
It was the last straw for poor Mung who plunged into the rive
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