Flasher

Three old ladies were seating on a bench in a park. They were enjoying the tranquility when a man wearing a trench-coat suddenly appeared right in front of them.

Fixed Price

3 POWs were caught by the Germans in a war. They were told that they will be shot at while they ran 100 meters. If they survived after that they would then be set free. So, the 3, a British, a Japanese & a Singaporean, lined up at the start. Bang!

Chee Bai

A Singapore English radio station, was holding a live radio segment at a shopping mall. The DJ was hosting a game show where prizes were given away to kids on stage if they could name the opposite gender of animals. The first kid to come on stage was a girl. "What's your name girl & how old are you?"

Cellular Phone

Since 1-April-97, competition has been very keen in Singapore's cellular phone market due to the new entrant M1. Before that, there was only one operator, that's why no one covers more of Singapore than Singtel Mobile, absolutely no one.

But It's What We Praying For

There were four Buddhist monks who played instruments and chanted everyday.

One fine morning, a lady in a mini skirt went into the temple to pray. When the lady knelt down to pray, one of the chanting monks saw the lady tsao k'ng (i.e. exposing herself accidentally).

Bias Bias Everywhere

Ah Beng was talking to his girlfriend's brother Ah Leng while walking down orchard road. Seeing a bunch of girls window shopping, he asked Ah Leng, 'Ay, did you know your sister Ah Lian is like vely the bias one?'

Ah Beng Speaks up

Ah Beng talks about Singapore history and current affairs...

Under the 'ang mo' we all live happily together, no complain.
Malaysia & Singapore is one big family in our brains.
One day we both like 2 durians cannot get along.